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How to ‘sell’ breastfeeding without being a tit
Breast milk is really good stuff. We know this. We have seen the campaigns, read the research and studied the NHS literature we have shoved down our throats from the moment we fall pregnant. When I was...
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Baby-Trapped: Edition #4
Welcome to Baby-Trapped: Some things to entertain, inspire and pass the time when your baby won’t go the f*ck to sleep… So half term is OVER which mean I get to moan about the school run again. Roll...
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8 sleep training methods that probably won’t work (and one that definitely...
WHEN it comes to getting babies to sleep, there is an abundance of advice available on the Internet, in books and from random strangers in the supermarket. Whether you are looking to co-sleep with your...
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How much sleep does a baby really need? Real Life People With Actual Babies...
According to the latest set of pointless infant sleep guidelines by another Academy Of Expert Twats Who Have No Idea How Human Babies Actually Work, ‘Sleeping fewer than the recommended hours is...
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SLEEP-TRAINING FOR GROWN UPS
The Internet is awash with ‘research’ that shows sleep training is bad for our babies. However, there is also an abundance of ‘research; suggesting that NOT sleep training is bad for our babies. (The...
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Some refreshingly different ways to get your baby to go the f**k to sleep
TRYING to get a baby to fall asleep is a frustration that every parent will face at some point. And while some children drift off to dreamland fairly easily, others, however, just do not. Neither of my...
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How Babies Actually Work
A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO BABIES BY BABIES LESSON 2: AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO SLEEPING OUTSIDE THE WOMB Babies wake up during the night because they are babies and it is what they do. This is a fact. Yet, so...
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A Beginner’s Guide to Mum Forums
You’ve tried co-sleeping, no sleeping, gradually retreating and dabbled in Gina Ford but STILL your baby will not sleep. So in a desperate moment of sleep deprived madness you go to the place you told...
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It’s all a load of bollocks
You know all that stuff THEY warn you about when you have a baby? PUT them down drowsy but awake or they’ll ALWAYS sleep on you. Don’t feed them to sleep or they’ll turn into a gremlin. Teach them to...
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Welcome to my brand new newsletter for anyone who is lying in the dark waiting for a small human to fall asleep, bored or just really likes reading newsletters. A bit about this newsletter…. 1) Why are...
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